Noah Mcallister writes sometimes, sings sometimes, and unfortunately has no life. He’s written for feminism and pop culture blog Clarissa Explains F*ck All, and blogs at Deceased Rhymer. Noah also writes poetry and even won a competition once, bless. He’s currently working on his first collection. Tragically he’s seen every episode of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and ‘The Powerpuff Girls’ at least twenty times; evidently, Netflix is ruining his life. His inspirations include Ted Mosby’s blond wig, Drake’s eyebrows, and Twenty One Pilots. Needless to say, he hates near enough everyone and everything and, to be brutally honest, he is the human representation of trash.